06.13.04

England 1 - France 2

Posted in Uncategorized at 9:47 pm by GaZ

OH MY GOD!!! GOD DAMNIT!!!!!

ENGLAND ARE LEADING FRANCE 1-0 FOR THE ENTIRE BLOODY GAME AND THEN THOSE RETARDED LIVERPOOL PLAYERS, HESKEY (AKA THE DONKEY) AND GERRARD, GO AND MAKE TWO IDIOTIC MISTAKES IN THE LAST TWO MINUTES OF OVERTIME AND FRANCE WINS 2-1…. AARRRGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

THERE’S NO EMOTICON TO DESCRIBE WHAT I’M FEELING RIGHT NOW!!! I CAN’T EVEN TYPE IN LOWERCASE!!!!!!!!!

WHY, GOD, WHY?!?!??!?!!?!????

Edit: Ok… now that i’ve had a few more minutes to calm down… to be fair, Gerrard did play quite well for the majority of the game, and the defense was, on the whole, pretty good. But I will not forgive Emile Heskey. Why that lumbering ox is still on the squad is a mystery to me and quite a few other Fans by the sound of it. I just hope Sven learns from his mistake and keeps Heskey firmly OFF the pitch, where he (Heskey) can’t do much damage.

But we’re still in with a chance! Come on England!!!

England   Burn the Frenchies!   No Frogs Allowed

Note: excuse the white bits.. the emoticons were made for MSN and I forgot to make ‘em transparent.

12 Comments »

  1. Ferdinand said,

    June 13, 2004 at 11:01 pm

    the game was quite terrible…beckham missed a penalty shot…dumbass and well, I agree, heskey is the biggest idiot ever to walk the face of the earth. The horror…the horror…I’m afraid of the germany-holland game this tuesday, that’s probably not going to be pretty. But we’ll see.

  2. illusioned.org - hesam panahi » Plot Twist said,

    June 14, 2004 at 12:25 am

    [...] ; All I know is that I’m happy not to be in Lisbon right now. We all know how those British fans get… Drunken riots, anyone? posted at 19:24 :: :: [...]

  3. Hesam said,

    June 14, 2004 at 1:20 am

    That game was unbelievable…! What an interesting ending..
    I’ll try to remain neutral on the situation regarding which team should have won..

  4. illusioned.org - hesam panahi said,

    June 14, 2004 at 1:25 am

    Plot Twist
    It looked like England had won their first game in EuroCup 2004 when all of a sudden out of nowhere…

    France scores two goals back to back in the closing minutes!

    Final score: France - 2 … England - 1

    For someone who’s not an avid football…

  5. Jacques said,

    June 14, 2004 at 7:44 am

    RIBBIT. I wholeheartedly object to those emoticons.

    All I have to say is: 90′+1 … and … 90′+3.

    Merci, Zidane.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH

    ALLEZ LES BLEUS. ALLEZ LES BLEUS.

    THE MATCH WAS HOURS AGO, BUT I AM STILL HAVING TROBLE NOT TYPING IN CAPS.

    WOO.

  6. Jacques said,

    June 14, 2004 at 7:48 am

    :::running by:::

    ………..aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……

    :::poof:::

  7. Jacques said,

    June 14, 2004 at 7:53 am

    ON A GAGNÉ - ON A GAGNÉ

    I guess, in all fairness…. I should also say…

    « Merci, Heskey »

    Oooo hoo hoo.

    Two minutes of fancy footwork is all it takes.

    Bend it like Zidane.

    I’ll stop now.

    But only for a while.

    PS) Is Zidane eligible for cannonization now? As far as I’m concerned, there was some sort of mircale yesterday.

  8. Sam said,

    June 14, 2004 at 2:40 pm

    England jinx strikes again! Although to be honest I was rooting for the french, if only to shut the smug englanders up!

  9. Hanne said,

    June 14, 2004 at 3:04 pm

    Since Norway didn’t qualify for the cup, I relied on England(”my home country to be”). Hmmm, maybe I should support the Swedish team?

    Nah, never!

    GO ENGLAND, it’s not over yet.

  10. Amit said,

    June 14, 2004 at 3:12 pm

    Cant believe it mate, my heart just sank.

    That TURD Heskey and (Beckham too) deserve a proper talking to. At least if we’d be so well off.

    I felt like **** yesterday.

    anyhoo, Look to the future! We gotta push our lads to their first victory next game … COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!!

  11. Amit said,

    June 14, 2004 at 3:13 pm

    LOL meant to say if we’d DRAWN we’d be better off but u see Im fuming so I cant even type.

  12. Ferdinand said,

    June 16, 2004 at 10:41 am

    the germany-holland game was…ehm…entertaining. I think my blood pressure reached a new high last night, especially after that pathetic german goal. That was truly retarded. At least we managed to salvage a draw, with a very very nice goal by the one and only Ruud (thanx to the hard work by Van der Meyde). Wonder wat Saturday’s game’ll bring us.

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