“We don’t want to be provoked into a ping-pong game, although of course the Russian side will provide a necessary response.”

- Dmitri Peskov, Spokesman for Russian President Vladimir Putin regarding the recent expulsion of several Russian diplomats from the UK

Excellent idea! If only all the world’s problems could be solved over a game of ping pong… Although I guess that would mean that asian countries would have a much bigger say in everything.

BTW: Ping pong is not the same as table tennis!